White men gave the world to human-kind, and no one even said “thanks.” Hey, brown people, how could you make drug deals without cell phones and cars? How could you wire money every month to your 23 children down in Mexico without phone lines? How would the media cover your silly political “protests” without TV cameras and electricity? Hmmmm? We’re waiting for you to show your gratitude, brown people. In fact, someone should start a movement: the “When Are Brown People Going to Thank White People?” movement. How long will we have to wait for their thanks?
Here’s a list of some of the important things that White men gave the world:
Computer
Automobile
Airplane
Bicycle
Wrist watch
Camera
Clock
Printing press
Telephone
Telegraph
Electricity
Light bulb
Lawn mower
Steam engine
Gasoline engine
Chain saw
Electric saw
Electric drill
Wrench
Screwdriver
Screws/bolts
TV
Democracy (bad idea)
Concrete
Radio
Stereo
Indoor plumbing
Air conditioning/heating
Space travel
Physics
Eye glasses
Map making (i.e., modern Cartography)
Ships
Batteries
The textile industry (i.e., textile machines)